"It's cool to see someone who has it all and they're a fucking wreck. Because that's how it is." -Nathan Williams

 

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

wordsaretimeless:

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

Great for sentimental trips

kinda sweet


pradaelkay

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

wordsaretimeless:

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

Great for sentimental trips

kinda sweet
pradaelkay

(Source: ashalaallen)

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

stevebuscamy:

i’m on the bus with a girl who has an adam lambert blanket and i just keep seeing this

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

unshaped:

sixsteen:

/tagged/me

YOU JUST DON’T EXPECT THIS